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The Matrix Has You. The Matrix Has You.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A Masterpeice

This collab was hilarious,You guys did what was expected of you and even better. I eally loved this probably going into my favorites as a matter of fact

"There is no Spoon" by Metal Maverick:
I liked this one alot, very funny as a movie. congratulations it was a great start to a great collab. But why is there so much graffiti??
-Graphics:8 I have to say, the drawings were exellent, but comparing to other works in the same colab, you weren't really the best.
-Style: 10 The simplicity of the huor was great you put your characters in funny sitations for humor and you do it very well
-Sound:9 The voice acting was exellent good quality and everything.
-Violence:6 I dunno, the humor wasn't there, I guess Neo got hurt in the end bt it wasn't all that violent, you didn't need more anyway...
-Humor:10 The dialogue was very funny the kids made me laugh it was all great

"Chateau" by The-Super-Flash-Bros
I loved the fighting scenes, I liked the fact that you spoofed more than the matrix, overall it was great (as always)
-Graphics:10 You can draw alright, the grphics were exellent I loved them Great job
-Style:8 Wel it's the animating style here, I don't think you mixed tweening and frame by frame well, alot of the moves and flips were kinda bad.
-Sound:10 no flaws exellent qualuity and clarity. I didn't find any trouble.
-Violence:9 Only two drops aren't enough for a ten the rest was for all the fighting, it hadsome violence alright but no blood or gore
-Humor:10 it was hilarious, I laughed alot while watching this really nice

I am not going to comment on "Zion Rave" because first of all I didn't get it , but I most probably got it and it was very random and unfunny

"Burly Brawl" by Richie Zerbes
This was pure awesome, the animation was silk, the comedy wa there, I really laughed a lot and was impressed at the same time by the animation
-Graphics:10 They were great but the body parts for neo, well he kinda looked like a dummy...
-Style:10 I liked the animation the comedy was very good, it was perfect, I guess
-Sound:10 Good quality , nice music (even though it's a scene from the movie) and good voice acting 10/10
-Violence:8 not really any violence bloody wise but te beating had to hurt...
-Humor:8 It was okay, I didn't laugh my ass off but I did laugh a bit, good job

"The Architect" by Chris Boe
That was hilarious, I laughed my ass off that doll, it was really funny, I like it alot, the animation was a complete success
-Graphics:10 they were perfect, I dunno flawless, I guess. Nice 10/10
-Style:10 that was the whole animation, Style it was all that man, you are awesome
-Sound:10 oh the voice acting was superb, especially the architect boy was his voice great, the quality was alo awesome
-Violence:0 there was none
-Humor:10 It's the definition of hilarious. Exellent

"Final Fight" by Legendary Frog
LMAO that was so funny I almost wet my pants, where do you get that inspiration, possiblt my favorite part, congratz, I LOVE it, you are my hero.
-Graphics:10 perfection at it's best,the best perfect thing in perfect world
-Style:10 it was very... unique that peice and I loved it. exellent job. 10/10 for style
-Sound:10 High Quality music, High Quality voice acting,they all made that part what it is, a masterpeice
-Violence:10 What could be more gory that slaps to he face, tell me
-Humor : 10 ROFLMAO... just that


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Queers of War Queers of War

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very Well Done

I'd expect something sa good as this when all of you greats are collaborating, it was a very funny collab, even though it was a bit sick. So I thoughtI'd review each piece:

Tom Fulp:
The concept was simple and very amusing, The graphis were good , but the sound... well if you'd here it you wouldn't say someone was jerkin off. Great peice nonetheless
-Graphics:8 I've seen better drawings but yours were great anyway, alo you picked a nice background from the game
-Style:9 Like I said the concept was simple and witty, the execution was also great good job
-Sound:7 It didn't sound like he was jacking off, but it looked nice with the animation, the groar was good
-Violence :10 whats more violent than an ejaculating cock for a monster?
-Humor:8 Simple fun I lol'd

Dan Paladin:
Yours was wel... random gayness? I personally didn't like it or maybe I didn't understand it so noratings. sorry

MindChamber:
Hilarious, I didn't expect that. I laughed my ass off whe watching. Great job
-Graphics:10 Wow the characters were perfect I never see drawinglike that alot. Exellent Job
-Style :10 Perfect execution, I love it
-Sound:8 It was good and all but in the beginning why is there such big pauses between speeches, it sounds wrong
-Violence :10 I chainsaw massavre, could I give it lessthat 10?
-Humor:10 It was hilarious, really. Great job

Dan Malo
That was pure awesome, I couldn't stop laughing and watching it again. Exellent job man.
-Graphics: 6 You're not that ood with a mouse are you Dan?I wonder how good it wouls be with a tablet
-Style:10 even though it was bad graphics you fixed it all up. Awesome execution
-Sound:10 The quality was great , the dialogue was hilarious. Perfect
-Violence:8 It was there alright but you don't see much of it so 8/10
-Humor :10 Gay Comedy at it's best

JohnnyUtah:
It was okay, wasn't the best n the group, had a little laugh and that's it. could be better next time
-Graphics:10 amazing drawings I rarely see better, actually I never see better
-Style:7 mm it was ok I liked it but just that.
-Sound:9 The dialogue was great and good quality, it was great. nice one on that
-Violence:5 nothing much just some squeezing I guess it hurts.
-Humor:7 Just enough to giggle, not really that mch, maybe next time.

Stamper:
Fucking hilarious, The concept isn't allhat great but the move.. WOW you're awesome man.
-Graphics:10 They're perfect, really perfect.
-Style:9 The concept isn't awesome but the way you did it, it was awesome, really amasterpeice
-Sound:9 It was good quality and everything so 9/10. Good job
-Violence:6 you mss all the action, but it's there alrigtht ;)
-Humor:10 LMAO

liljim:
Too......random maybe? No ratings for you

Overall it was probably the best spoof I ever saw, I hope to see more collabs from you guys.



-LSD-DMT- -LSD-DMT-

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Masterpiece

This was a great representation of the ffects of LSD.Though I'm pretty sure these aren't the real effects, But you did make a great impression about it. I took your advice and watched it more than once,and I never got bored. You deserve the score and maybe even better

Ratings:

-Graphics:10 they were awesome the best I've seen,the diiferent styles from sketchy to ultimate precisiond made a huge impact with the different situations

-Style:10 I loved it the transition is awesome in this movie and the abstract parts were perfect Great job

_Sound:10 This helped alot in the movie, the music made a huge impact on the effect this movie would have. The voice acting was bad quality but I beleive it had a positive impact

-Violence:10 It had very bloody,Gory parts that fitted in well

-Humor:2 This wasn't part of your movie was it?I gave a two because of the melons part,I giggled a bit but it was more of a freaked out giigle

In conclusion this movie was a true materpeice and I have to say I love your work


Recent Game Reviews


Cosmic Fozmik Cosmic Fozmik

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Loved it !

This is a very good rythm game. I think you did a good there.The song is the part I enjoyed most it s a very good one.I played the game many times just so I can hear it. the beat is great and the application is better,this game is amazing,got me hooked for quite a bit of time.I like the simplicity in the graphics since they are nothing too fancy and it seems that they did the job.Only there is this something I didnt quite like is that most of the avoiding is not synched to the music to the exeption of those yellow creatures but still they are three and you dont change position depending on the rythm. Everything else was perfect. The game was challenging but just enough to keep you intresteted.the final boss was pretty cool if you ask me but you literally gave away points for clicking on the head

Graphics:8 that was an impressive use of basic shapes you know?I like the finished result a lot it has a techy futuristic feel to it no?
Style:10 It was perfect would it be the concept or the execution l mean the concept is completely new l dont think l saw many games like that

Sound:10 That was what the game was all about. The rythm was awesome and the tune was very catchy. i recommend its download to everyone

Interactivity:5 well there isnt too much interactivity in the game. The reason why its so good is the concept and the content (music graphics...)

Violence/Humor: none

although some scores are not high, raising them would probably not be beneficial to the game overall 9/10



James The Circus Zebra James The Circus Zebra

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This is turning out good

I like where this James the zebra series is gioing. I like the concept and gameplay, they arte both awesome. What I like most about it, is that the whole context is new eeverytime. All the games are different so I really can't sy it's getting boring because it isn't, on the contrary I anxiously wait the new episode everytime.The intro was pretty funny in the Circus Zebra, well it always is but I liked this one in particular for some reason.You know what guys? I think you should make a huge adventure with James, that'd be swell. Lke BR's Climate Chaos that was one big game that was a hell of an add to the another day series. Take your time though there's no rush ;)

The Good:

-Wonderful circus environment in which you play, especially for the fact that we all know that a circus isn'tthe best place to mess around with what's around you, and you guys put James in a circus should be tons of fun

-As always the xtra game modes were very original and very amusing though the second one in here was a bit tough or I just don't have balance. This gives the player a motivation to finish the original

-This game has fast paced action particularly in this game, technically you can slow down but all the fun will go wouldn't it. It's awesome fun to go through the circus without fallin and keeping contact with ground minimal

The Bad:

-The game is too short, I beleive that the awesomemness of James the Zebra deserves more than such a sort game, but I'm sure you guys are working on it right? *waits the big James the Zebra release by the Super Flash Bros*

Ratings:

-Graphics:9 The Graphics are ure greatness in this game, Also I think that James the Zebra games hve developped their own style in graphics and drawing and I congratulate you on that

-Style:9 The style is geat, first of all because of the amazing concept of a Zebra in the Circus. Nothing really that you don't know, I mean you guys are ace at what you do...

-Sound:7 that was pretty much the flaw in he game, the loop is extremely annoying after a couple of loops you got a score over 5 because it's circus related

-Interactivity:8 The controls are very easy and very relaxing, they apply for all games which is also good and you have some wicked physics, that make James interact with everything as if it was in real life

-Humor:7 Pretty funny with the inteo, and a bit in some animations in the game...



Pico's Unloaded: The Game Pico's Unloaded: The Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Goood Enough

This was a pretty good representation of the movie Pico's Unloaded, I had a bit of fun playing this game, and I only found it to lag on mouse control, I guess you can consider that good.But I think I enjoyed watching Pico's Unloaded much more than playiong this game. I mean the game was great but not nearly as great as tyhe movie. First of all why arethe guns so slow to fire?? especially the uzis there supposed to fire hundreds a second?? Also where the hell are all the UberKids. What would be the point of playing Pico's Unloade with a couple of UberKids at a time?? It would have been tons better with swarms of UberKids to beat the crp out of them no need for them to be armed, then you'd feel the action as if you were atually playing Pico in MindChamber's movie. All those Gangsta fags are pointless I didn't see any of them in the movie and I don't understand why I'm seeing them now.I mean when you see a Pico's Unloaded game do you play it so you can fight a couple of kids one at the time and figh some new pointless characters?Apart from that I liked the multitude of weapons found it the game tht's a good diversity, but I think you should add more moves and combinations, how about jumping and ducking? hell why not be able to fight without weapons? a martial ats mode would be the awesomest thing to ever hit newgrounds, Imagine fighting swarms of UberKids using unlimited martial arts combos the game would be the bomb. I understand you wanted to finish within the Pico Day dedline but you could've updated or maybe you can make another with what I suggested that would be great!

-Gaphics:9 They were pretty good actually they were great, but I guess I've seen better, Also why is there an aweful quality picture when you go to the bottom left corner of the "arena"?

-Style:6 The Idea wasn't bad nd it was executed okay,I don't see any style out of the ordinary. It's abn ordinary topview shooter if you ask me

-Sund:8 It was great suited the game very much but like I said this game needs UberKids all over the screen and then that song would be perfect understand?

-Violence:7 I guess all the shooting would make the game a bit violent, but I'd prefer it to be a massacre a bloodbath but even if there was blood coming out of the poeple you kill there wouldn't be enough to fill a cup of tea...

-Interactivity:4 Too muc controls I've nver seen such a complicated game with so much keys! and if you want to use mouse mode it lags so much you cant walk right. NOT GOOD

-Humor:0 none


Recent Audio Reviews


*Rhythm Breaker* *Rhythm Breaker*

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great track

This is a great track, I Love it, one of your best. The good about it is that it’s not so repetitive; it has a lot of diversity. The beginning of the song (the clapping) makes the listener attached from the beginning. An ever better thing about it is the rhythm, not your regular beats put together to make a tune, I felt it was special in some way, definitely a positive change. Though the screams were very annoying, I didn’t like it at all, kind of ruined it, at least for me it did. All in all it’s one of your best track I definitely recommend anyone to download it

Ratings:

Originality: 8 A kind of different track especially in the beginning, I like a lot the clap beginning, gives a nice start to it and is very… cool I guess? Keep it up

Clarity: 9 Oh the quality was superb truly great, although the stuff the weird guy was screaming is very indistinct it sounded like POKEMON or something that’s why you didn’t get the ten

Diversity: 10 Excellent mix of different styles, the beginning the middle and the end are very different yet the finished product is awesome. Great job

Effort: 9 I don’t know how much you put in this bt it’s a great track it, that the regular artist would take forever to make.


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"Axel-F 2007" - Reason3.0 "Axel-F 2007" - Reason3.0

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Congratulations

This track you got here is a masterpiece, it has a very enjoyable tune. You've transformed Axel F and may I say you made it of complete different genre that some people (including me) find better than the original. it's much calmer and is much less crowded.

Originality:10 Now, I know the song is already done, but the transformation is completely new, it makes it a new song. Very Good Job

Diversity:10 part bass part electronic within a pop context it is awesome. you deserve 10/10

Clarity: 10 the sound quality was great the beat was at a steady rate, very clear no mixing problems. 10/10

Effort:8 it was original and everything and I spose it took you time to find the right beat but other than that the execution couldn't have taken rthat much effort


XayberOptix responds:

Cool review! Breaking down those 4 parts is very helpful to me. I appreciate your time. I'm glad you enjoyed listening to this piece although it is just a remake of a classic tune. Again, Thanks!


Emerge From Darkness Emerge From Darkness

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome Track

Great track there Quickbeam, I really like it. the pace is exellent. Also you got a great set of instruments in that song. The rythm is great, and so is the quality. Overall, you have a awesome track in there probably a favorite

Originality:8 It was more than you average heavy metal track, and the tune is realy awesome. I don't hear much like that

Clarity:8 te quality is great, you can tell all of the instuments. But I really think that the dums are a bit covering the uitar sound. but it didn't affect the track overall quality much

Diversity:9 I like the multiple tunes in this, and the way you switch between them is also great.

Effort:9 You said you didn't work on it enough but I think you put alot of effort in this, the final result is great congratulations


Quickbeam responds:

But I could have put so much more effort into it if i had waited 3 days. Oh well, at least it's got a good score, For Now at least...